[ The video clicks on to reveal a sleek black robot behind what appears to be a desk. It angles its head at the camera in a sort of nod of acknowledgment.

When it does speak, its voice is robotic, monotone. If anyone cared enough to peel away the layers upon layers of sound filters, they would find Jonathan's voice. ]

Greetings, residents of ( Read more... )

[ locked to Primaxian Soundwave and Malgian Starscream | 90% encryption ]

[ First, he sends you each a copy of Skywarp's video and Isaac's post- he had hacked the latter, though the reply from Cheetor and all subsequent replies have remained locked ]

It seems someone could stand to learn some business sense. I get the feeling he's about to pay ( Read more... )

[ The video feed kicks on, and at first it's dark. Very dark.

Then the camera pans up, and there, sitting in the darkness, is Magnum. He regards the camera for a moment, leaning forward slightly, and he smiles.

The video feed cuts off, leaving nothing but blackness once again. ]

[ TEXT | LOCKED TO IDW!SOUNDWAVE | MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION ]

I hope it ( Read more... )

[ locked to IDW!Soundwave, maximum encryption ]

Soundwave.

I'd like a word with you.

[ Someone looks annoyed. ]

I'm not sure if this is someone's idea of a joke, but it is sorely unfunny.

Someone has seen fit to give my address to, apparently, every sweepstakes in the Nexus. Furthermore, I seem to be winning things. Useless things. I have no use for a basket of muffins. Or two. Or ten. I have no desire to learn how to crochet, so ( Read more... )

This is a mess, isn't it? I'm not even sure who I'm supposed to trust now. Autobots or Decepticons?

[ Oh yes, he looks the very picture of the worried organic in a place where all of the robots have clearly gone insane ]

[ locked to Magnum ]I can only assume this somehow stems from whatever happened to Soundwave the other day. Though I notice a ( Read more... )

[ locked down tight to Tentawave | Magnum and his Soundwave have a backdoor in, if they want to watch ]Soundwave, you'll have to forgive my absentmindedness. I was cleaning out some odds and ends and happened across that satellite you were so interested in some time ago ( Read more... )

You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm beginning to miss the subtle nuances of home. Well, the subtle nuances and the Chinese takeout- and believe me, I've looked for a decent Chinese restaurant in this place, and somehow they just don't quite match up. But then, there's a lot of things here that don't quite... match up ( Read more... )

[ The video pans over mounds of junk and assorted scrap until finally coming to rest on a particular item- it's a little hard to make out at first, but the camera zooms in and focuses, and it becomes clear that this thing we're all looking at is a satellite. ]Now, on the one hand, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. On the other, I have to wonder ( Read more... )

[ . . . ]

Soundwave: Reporting.

At your command, Megatron.

[ . . . ]

Soundwave: Apologizes for-

I did not mean to leave.

[Mr. Monotone is sounding more than a little shaken, despite his best computer voice.]